If I called a conservative talk radio show and told them there’s a player on my son’s high school basketball who identifies as a dog, how long would it take before they realized I was summarizing the movie Air Bud?
at least 3 episodes of the radio show
im culturally bisexual but fiscally heterosexual
i don’t think the world is ready for how annoying the Personally Traumatic Breakup x Taylor Swift Sad Girl Poetry era is going to make me
taylor swift fans will discuss a music video and tell you the craziest shit you ever heard in your life about the symbolism she put in it but then they're literally right. she did put all that stuff in there on purpose
if they put a boob size filter on dating apps men would proclaim a national holiday. but as soon as men realized that women ALSO have preferences about physical traits (i.e., height filters) they immediately developed a frothingly right wing ideology and now commit the sporadic murder.
drake is taylor swift for boys who have never gotten over anything in their life
quirky girl you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your purse too vintage. your boyfriend too sad. they’ll kill you quirky girl
went on a date last night and the man asked me if my UNDFTD Air Force Ones were Dunks, so it's time for another dog