If I called a conservative talk radio show and told them there’s a player on my son’s high school basketball who identifies as a dog, how long would it take before they realized I was summarizing the movie Air Bud?

Quite a while, since "news" landing pages on your browser, like MSN, regularly feature "news" headlines that you later see come from a YouTube channel called Movie Recaps. (576) Movie Recaps - YouTube

Let's be honest here, even if they did realize you were summarizing Air Bud they would still most definitely use it to further their agenda and pretend it's real. Something being widely recognized as fake has never stopped them successfully using it as "evidence" in the past

Longer than if you were describing Space Jam, not as long as if you were describing Teen Wolf.

Honestly? Probably literally never…

6-7 weeks

They wouldn’t and I’d give it about a week before Joe Rogan retells the same story, claiming he heard it directly from a friend.

Even if you told them it was a prank 30 seconds in, they would still treat it as a scandal for the next 3 months.

They would not

3 election cycles.

“…the other teams too, the league president is threatening to rename it Puppy Bowl,