Here’s to hoping it happens one day. I dream about how nice it must feel.

I finally deleted the app from my phone. I stuck around because I’m addicted but it just sucks so much now. It was always a bad place, but it was ✨our✨ bad place. Now it’s all nazis.

*clicks Keep Me Signed In for the 327th time*

Don’t waste your time. It’s all engagement bait posts, all written in the same style. Just boring and dumb.

It will be totally fine! I’m sure nothing will be found, but if they do, it’s better to know and treat it. Xoxo a one year breast cancer survivor

Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves. Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.

I won a lip sync competition with this song years ago. I feel like it’s a very iykyk song like it’ll bring the house down every time.

Sometimes I feel jealous of burritos All wrapped up tight and snug like that Burritos have their shit together in a way I can only dream of