*clicks Keep Me Signed In for the 327th time*

Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves. Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.

Sometimes I feel jealous of burritos All wrapped up tight and snug like that Burritos have their shit together in a way I can only dream of

Darmok and Jalad hanging out. Temba, his burgers on the grill.

Today was my last day of chemo. It felt very anticlimactic tbh. Like the Jeb ‘please clap’ gif come alive.

my cats when anyone who doesn't live here comes over

Welp now I gotta go to work tomorrow due to still being human. Thanks Obama.

Women weren't allowed to take out credit cards until 1974 and you could be barred from credit cards if you were gay in the 80s and 90s, so it's actually very feminist and pro-LGBT of me to have a maxed out credit card