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I’m Thom Yorke and if you’re looking for an “okay computer” you can’t go past a Dell Inspiron 15 Laptop. It’s basically fine

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Hooray!

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It’s only a matter of time before Liam Neeson appears in a movie called Bent on Revenge in which he plays Nick Benton-Revenge, a revenge expert who’s bent on getting revenge on the very concept of revenge.

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This is what I think of when someone brags about their generative AI thing.

Subtitled screenshot from The Simpsons. Homer is holding a three-chambered peanut, looking very pleased with himself. Subtitle reads '(stammering) A THREE-CHAMBERED PEANUT. MARGE, LOOK WHAT I DID!'
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New forms of creepy emerging every day.

Email from Zoom that says "Hi, you are receiving this email as you were mentioned in a recent meeting."
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Me: What genre are the Chemical Brothers? Broadly electronic, obvs, but what, Big Beat? Techno? House? Google:

Screenshot from Google search results. The question is 'What kind of music is the Chemical Brothers?' The answer is 'Electronic big beat techno house'.
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‘Any sign of forced entry?’ ‘No, sir.’ ‘So the killer was microscopic.’ ‘Well-’ *lost in thought* ‘What kind of sick, tiny bastard …?’

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything

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[Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Turtles] ‘Come on, Donatello! Shredder and his gang have kidnapped-’ ‘Can’t. Sore back.‘

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Goodbye to Maggie Smith. 💔

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