Best part of adulthood is having to wait to see if you fucked your life up instead of finding out immediately and fixing it.

People who try and call you out for lying over the phone when you're not is a surreal experience.

"Communication is important in a relationship" is one of those bad ideas people like to repeat because it sounds good. But if you think about it the more you communicate the more likely you are to piss each other off. The only sure path to enduring happiness is to stay completely silent