"Communication is important in a relationship" is one of those bad ideas people like to repeat because it sounds good. But if you think about it the more you communicate the more likely you are to piss each other off. The only sure path to enduring happiness is to stay completely silent

Those monks knew what the fuck they were doing

*cries in ADHD-related inability to shut the fuck up*

Yeah me an Ethel haven’t spoken a word to each other in over 65 years. Best damn marriage of my life.

my girlfriend and i understand this and replaced most of our verbal communication with strange, meaningless sounds that accomplish nothing but annoying my roommate

“We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.” -Best in Show

Grandparent marriage advice

hm, seems like the Jedi were right

That's why the monks do it

never go to bed angry? guess we'll stay up fighting all night? that's what you want???

“Communication is important in a relationship” meets “if you don’t have anything nice to say, you shouldn’t say anything” this year for the heavyweight title of banal advice