Ah, yes, the three Pokémon types

We couldn't hold it together after that

This meal cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

As I prepare to defend my dissertation on Friday, I'm reminded I have the absolute best family, friends, and boyfriend(s) in the world

They told me the exterminator will be here tomorrow, to which I replied "ok, but what do I do right now?" DEAD SILENCE

I'm gonna unalive myself at this point

There is a wasp in my office so I opened the window to let it out and another wasp immediately flew in. Now there's TWO

I did it guys, I finished my PhD dissertation

I'm going to see the Arctic Monkeys tomorrow and I can't name one of their songs

Your middle option was close but I don't think we are talking about the same person. He's not southern