They told me the exterminator will be here tomorrow, to which I replied "ok, but what do I do right now?" DEAD SILENCE

I'm gonna unalive myself at this point

Your middle option was close but I don't think we are talking about the same person. He's not southern

I think your middle option is the closest

This is when bsky needs dms....

And I say that as a mediocre white gay myself

I forgot to tell you about my secret life as a discord kitten

No one has ever regretted a staub or le crueset purchase

Hasan piker is that you?

Part of gay culture is your doctor thinking you're a little hoe