Ah, yes, the three Pokémon types

We couldn't hold it together after that

This meal cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

As I prepare to defend my dissertation on Friday, I'm reminded I have the absolute best family, friends, and boyfriend(s) in the world

There is a wasp in my office so I opened the window to let it out and another wasp immediately flew in. Now there's TWO

I did it guys, I finished my PhD dissertation

I'm going to see the Arctic Monkeys tomorrow and I can't name one of their songs

There is an incredibly boring and mediocre white gay on Twitter and I cannot figure out why you guys go CRAZY for him

I guess I'll learn in two weeks

I want the Amish to know I'm an f slur at the market today