"To recommend thrift to the poor is both grotesque and insulting. It is like advising a man who is starving to eat less." Oscar Wilde

I guess Bluesky is the only safe place to profess my love for Wheat Thins

*eyeroll*

Do I even want to know?

I’ve heard numerous countdowns since 1986. “The Final Countdown” my ass.

I can’t stop thinking about this and telling anyone who will listen. A private system would mean all these cancer screenings I’m going though - would cost me thousands, and that’s before I even get a diagnosis. People vote as if the bad news won’t happen to them. But you should vote as if it will.

obsessed with this photo of cows watching the northern lights. it's the scene in a muppet movie that's so surprisingly touching you start to cry (photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)

okay here’s the fish funeral story for everyone who missed it when it blew up six years ago

Welcome to the Blue Suede shoes help line. Dial: 1 for the money 2 for the show 3 to get ready 4 to hear the options again

I can't believe we can't get free tests any longer. I did some googling and it looks like they may still be available in Ontario - I'm going to try to get my hands on some when I'm there later this week.