Nacho Cheesus, Holy Ghost Pepper or Dillciple Pickle

They wanted to but someone misread "flavour" as "finger" and it all went in a very different direction

I'm going on an adventure

I wanged my knee off a pallet so hard that my other knee is aching in sympathy.

Leaving the theater after Apollo 13, some guy: "What the hell was that? They didn't show them on the Moon at all."

Taking the Two-Face route.

Probably weighs your soul

When you see what he did, there

Why are there words on the food pyramid?

Well, we all need a little bureaucratic hellscape in our lives.