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I'm going on an adventure

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I wanged my knee off a pallet so hard that my other knee is aching in sympathy.

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Tragic that this won’t fit in a single skeet. The last 24 hours or so:

Screenshot of a notes app file reading: 

Three Mile Island fuels AI
Kiss your ammo yacht goodbye
Trump says Jews won’t let him win
Rufo’s Ashley Madison
Matt Gaetz seen to traffic kids
Tupperware has flipped their lids
Musk halts Chechen
Black Nazi Robinson
Shohei steals a record base
Dyson creeps on Nancy Mace
Nuzzi lays with RFK
How much news can break today?

WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE
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On the 106th anniversary of the armistice, the final and harshest provision of the Treaty of Versailles gets imposed on Germany.

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Being introduced to Jesus by Tucker Carlson is like being introduced to asceticism by Elton John

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Bristol being Bristol #drinkciderbeatnazis

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I bought a 9.1% cider out of curiosity and perhaps self loathing. Might die, who knows

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This is what they drive in the Money For Nothing video

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Happy birthday to Terry Pratchett, who wrote the books so full of humanity and righteous fury at the injustices of the world that he made me a better person the world is poorer for having lost him, but what a legacy he left behind here is a thread I wrote about Discworld, and why it’s so special

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