Y’ALL. Someone on the other site tried to make a Minion™ pizza and I cannot stop laughing; we’ve allllll had things go wrong in the kitchen, but this is a pretty vivid example... 🤣🤣🤣
It only seems like "you" are in your head because that's where your sensory organs are. But science and philosophy agree that consciousness actually resides in the Ass
Or perhaps… you DON’T need a new show? (Dum-dum-DUUUUUM!)
I know that everyone feels like they're faking it but if you could all stop looking like you know what you're doing and instead just be like hahah it's all made up and I don't understand it either and am approximating what I think it's supposed to look like! I'd appreciate it a lot!
So hard to be a parent these days with all these terrifying teen trends like planking, vodka eyeballing, car surfing, having emotions, developing a fully independent self.
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
This note from a physical therapist when I was recovering from a massively traumatic surgery never fails to make me laugh.
I realize that this may be a controversial opinion, but I think it's obvious that 'Die Hard' is a sandwich.
