i think twitter might be dying

we're throwing a christmas party and your invited to it!

We should be so lucky. The fact is it can bleed for a couple more years, causing muskrat to lose billions, and it will still survive.

concerning

I want to believe these images, because it's fun and harmless.

$8/mo just so your platitudes appear first.

"A Dr. Pepper" okay what literary award can I nominate this for

These comments are a great litmus test in who actually reads the screenshots. (This was excellent)

Hey it’s Pizza Huts 🍕

good

Yikes. I went private over there to stop being tagged in rando spam tweets. Missing the old twitter.