thanks for stopping by my desk to tell me all about your new marriage counselor I've obviously been too friendly in our previous interactions I'll recalibrate things going forward
watching spongebob super bowl and i started cracking up when they put leo dicaprio on the camera and tom kenny just sees him and says "haha 25"
i love being a quietboy lurker on the internet dot com
Gore Verbinski's 1997 cinematic masterpiece Mousehunt
secret santa is an annual american tradition where members of the working class each agree to convert $20 into disappointment
it was a weird, hellish, beautiful, horrible, kinda litty, kinda shitty year but it is over and now i am 30, what the fuck
sorry uhhh there's a pretty new button to press on my phone that is a butterfly and caveman brain says to press it all the time