thanks for stopping by my desk to tell me all about your new marriage counselor I've obviously been too friendly in our previous interactions I'll recalibrate things going forward

Taylor Swift has won the Superbowl.

travis kelce is gonna lose his virginity tonight 🥹

watching spongebob super bowl and i started cracking up when they put leo dicaprio on the camera and tom kenny just sees him and says "haha 25"

i love being a quietboy lurker on the internet dot com

Gore Verbinski's 1997 cinematic masterpiece Mousehunt

secret santa is an annual american tradition where members of the working class each agree to convert $20 into disappointment

it was a weird, hellish, beautiful, horrible, kinda litty, kinda shitty year but it is over and now i am 30, what the fuck

A second gay sex tape has hit the capitol

sorry uhhh there's a pretty new button to press on my phone that is a butterfly and caveman brain says to press it all the time