Notes app note for dumb fake rap lyrics I get stuck in my head is where I keep the shiniest diamonds, the ones too brilliant even for poasting

man these look like the devil fruit from one piece

catch me gently cupping these

it also soften 'er, and lemme tell ya. i hardly know 'er

beans and fucking cornbread

SO DO POTATOES

mushrooms are delicious, you cook them in the fat from your protein and drown them puppies in wine they become *chefs kiss*

i'm nothing if not bold! 😁

this drivel was always meant to derail any forward movement on student loan forgiveness that was being talked about around the same time

to make this skeet on the first day of national pharmacy week tsk tsk tsk