I am not an uncuck-the-polls guy but incredible to write this with no mention of them all being from before Biden dropped out www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
Polling shows that Vice President Kamala Harris still faces an uphill battle against former President Donald Trump.
Kids, I cannot emphasize enough how much cooler everyone will think you are of you take a shot at literally any politician, rather than Sally from Chemistry class.
If Thomas Matthew Crooks changes the trend of depressed angry white kids shooting politicians rather than their schools, I will consider him to be among the greatest Americans to ever live.
mr president: you must beat splatterhouse 3 on the sega genesis live on stream with no save states and no game genie codes. no bathroom breaks
Breaking news: President Biden and his senior team said they accepted the grim ultimatum they’ve been hearing from almost all quarters of the Democratic Party — to demonstrate his fitness for office or face a significant effort to force him to step aside.
Critics have been shaken by his relative inaction to directly address the panic ignited by his halting debate performance last Thursday.
"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.
![Doc Manhattan atomizing [spoiler]. The atomized is captioned "read this inspiring SCOTUS dissent" and Doc is captioned "NO"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:oos2kjzwgyhlyipa5qkhw5dh/bafkreiabi3dfncltanidlkcpuf5xi6jfmpd77abgevq5p5qja5al2yj37e@jpeg)
one of those scenes where the good guy is chasing the bad guy in a house of mirrors but it’s my boss trying to find the Zoom meeting with the real me so he can fire me
