I figured out you can make star wars sounding character names by switching the first sounds of two-word food items: Weef Bellington Vili Cherde Secan Pandies Dot Hog Tench Froast Pabenero Hepper Oalmata Kalive

It’s fun watching the juxtaposition of Baby Hippo Celebrities. Fiona was a baby angel, can-do-nothing-wrong. Moo Deng is a screaming pot roast.

in the city of St. Louis, Missouri, there is a museum called the Museum of Illusions, and it has come to my attention that this is the URL of their website

wank clown

he looks eepy, let him nap

“per my last email”

takes a pet like no problem

when the cat lays, I ruffles

automated tuxedocat machine

gold, frankincense, and purrh