I figured out you can make star wars sounding character names by switching the first sounds of two-word food items: Weef Bellington Vili Cherde Secan Pandies Dot Hog Tench Froast Pabenero Hepper Oalmata Kalive

It’s fun watching the juxtaposition of Baby Hippo Celebrities. Fiona was a baby angel, can-do-nothing-wrong. Moo Deng is a screaming pot roast.

in the city of St. Louis, Missouri, there is a museum called the Museum of Illusions, and it has come to my attention that this is the URL of their website

wank clown

“per my last email”

Oh shit oh fuck

When you're on your way home and need just one more thing