I don't like crunchy omelets. Besides, as @floofmcgoof.bsky.social will tell you, it's really a man's spatula wielding skills I'm curious about.

You don’t want to? Damnnn…

I better be on that list.

😂😂😂 it's true 😏😈

I need this mug…

I tried adjusting the settings but it was not enough 😥 Auuuuuu 🐺 🌕

Recovering from knee surgery… and spending precious time with my senior Bernese. Otherwise… the snark continues. 😎😝

You are a smart ass of extraordinary measure. I love it.. but at the same time, I feel like we need to square up with some whiskey shots. 😜😏

Wednesday… the day of the week that creative cursing kicks into play. #GarglingAssMunchers