I don't like crunchy omelets. Besides, as @floofmcgoof.bsky.social will tell you, it's really a man's spatula wielding skills I'm curious about.

You don’t want to? Damnnn…

I better be on that list.

I need this mug…

Recovering from knee surgery… and spending precious time with my senior Bernese. Otherwise… the snark continues. 😎😝

You are a smart ass of extraordinary measure. I love it.. but at the same time, I feel like we need to square up with some whiskey shots. 😜😏

👀👀 👁️8️⃣🐑2️⃣ 🫏 🤦🏻‍♀️ 😝

What….. is…… a …. Strawberry… please. Because I might mean it.. but how do I know?!??

Bastard.

I was wondering “do I NEEED to beg these men?”🤣🤣😈😈