I don't like crunchy omelets. Besides, as @floofmcgoof.bsky.social will tell you, it's really a man's spatula wielding skills I'm curious about.

😂😂😂 it's true 😏😈

I tried adjusting the settings but it was not enough 😥 Auuuuuu 🐺 🌕

Wednesday… the day of the week that creative cursing kicks into play. #GarglingAssMunchers

There is a MF fly in my MF house and it is driving me BATTY. 😠

And this is why I vote for Dark Brandon… I leave it to the professionals. 🤣🤣😈😈

Repost with something you own that most people don't. I have this musical whiskey bottle. It plays 'Happy Birthday,' when you lift it.

welcome to America, the only country where "maybe Nazis shouldn't have access to weapons of mass death" is a controversial statement

@quantumentangler.bsky.social@nach0patronus.bsky.social 👋🏼