I'll take a whiff!

Morning sunshine!

My pleasure :)

Sexy then, sexy now. 😘

Gotta offer them xmas decorations all year round!

You can be my Krampus, I've been a very naughty boy, daddy! ;)

Such a beauty. Does it work?

meant to*

Oh ok, I get it! They just said Hi and expected you to squeeze the request out of them. That makes more sense. Yeah I mean, that's not cool at all. I was just confused because I'd be the politeguy, who chit chats, expresses his wants and needs, to see if the other person can accommodate. :)

Ok, I'm genuinely curious now. What would be the best way to approach this? Like, no chitchat, no pleasantries, no easing into it, just cold and detached straight to business? "I want X, Y and Z. On F date at G place. Do you take debit or cash only? What would be the hourly rate?"