No. NO! Do NOT call the Waambulance for me. Do you know how fucking expensive they are? Call a Boohoober
Hell, even crying is expensive in USA
Damn surge pricing! Try "Myffed"...
Because America is still the *only* first- world country without universal health care.
I try not to support gig employers so I'd prefer a waaahxi if you can figure out how to call one that'll show up before I bleed out
Ask not for whom the waambulance waas
Goddamnit
An excellent dad joke.
On a slightly more serious note: I've heard something like that (on a very hot day) from an old lady here in Switzerland. Except that Boohoobers don't exist (outlawed), so she simply asked for civil kindness.
God forbid they need to get you to a major hospital for critical surgery and you have to be airlifted by roflcopter.