Look I wasn’t the best baby mom and after 5 months I was hungry to get back to work. But JD offering me a chance to go back at 5 weeks… I’m not sure anyone would have survived! I was not healed nor ok in any corporate sense.
Best phrase I have taught my teen: “can you explain the learning objective?” School gave my kid a digicam from like 2008. It needs batteries, ok got those. And an SD card….bruh the kids phones take better photos so wyd?
Tomorrow is another day. And if you sleep well you will slay it
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“Is it still called alchemy when *art* is turned into a precious metal?” - Ed Park, Same Bed Different Dreams
I didn’t realize one could procure admittance to various circles of hell in this economy!
I remember exploring unsafe liminal spaces and learning lots
Look this has been infecting my brain lately so I’m passing the earworm along Ring style.
ALT: a woman with her mouth open and the words do you believe in life after love
Today in my class with college juniors I made a reference to The Matrix. Specifically the brain port thingy. Every. Single. Student. looked at me like 🤔. None of them had even heard of it. I need to get older students.
I'm thinking about Marcellus Williams and how this system prioritizes the finality of its edicts above all else. The murder the state of Missouri plans to commit today is happening in defense of the state's right to kill without answering to the people or to reality itself.