A glory hole but for petting puppies.

treat women like you would treat rattlesnakes

so, like, a 3 bedroom house or condo in the only neighborhoods in my city where you can walk to a school or supermarket costs $1.5M

I haven't caught covid that I know of yet and now I feel unwanted like it's high school all over again

Her heart quickened, as the train compartment door opened. “Your order of 40 chicken nuggets arrived just before we left the station,” said the smiling conductor. “Bless you,” exclaimed Evelyn, already opening the bottle of apricot sauce she took with her everywhere.

I don't know what a porkpie hat is but it sounds delicious

I just want the confidence of a billionaire who buys something just to fuck it up

I feel like there’s definitely a story there. Or two, to be precise.

Way more!

THE SUN: I am 100 million billion pounds of burning hydrogen, helium, carbon, neon, and iron. PLANTS: Yum yum I’ll have that and a water.