If I came up with the female form, I’d be pissed that the first pancake kept covering it up all the time and making people feel weird about it. It’s spectacular. It’s more than a little weird that this man is discussing his wife’s breasts in such way with his daughter.

I figured that I’d be happy and the garden would be happy if the storms that passed over actually dropped water instead, so it was okay. Everything was suffering and the afternoon sun was brutal. There wasn’t any choice.

Mushroom don’t mind. It’s posing in front of its proudest achievement.

I’m plenty old enough to be someone’s grandma. Even my grandmother would have laughed. It is the fruit of reproduction at the end of the day.

I prefer a more symbiotic approach to gardening. Why interfere where it’s not necessary?

I was thinking about this. If you like the shoots, and they self seed so nicely, why not let them do what they do? Less work, more greens.

Could it be spittlebugs?

I like her “Yeah, we’re gonna f***in’ do it. I got this.” face.

Thin them and eat the tender greens. Salads, soups, tacos… Collect the seed next time. I’m trying to let some seed, but the soil they’re in sucks.

The gaslighting is unbelievable. Remember when it used to be “we just want to make abortion safe” and preventing unwanted pregnancy was a great idea? The agenda isn’t very long or a difficult read. I think AI wrote it based on Donald speeches.