I’ve never had that flavor

(Seeing a comic about someone dying horribly) Ok you might not realize but this is kinda dangerous!

I normally want vtubers to leave Nijisanji but for Scarle I think they act as a kind of SCP Foundation, containing her so she can’t do Pap Smear Streams as an indie.

knight: potion seller. i need some beginner potions for someone who is just starting out with battles potion seller: certainly, my good man

He thlammed hith penith in the car door.

Just like Daffy Duck

Got a political spam text from that dumb nazi Riley Gained and I gotta say it takes incredible faith in your target audience’s lead poisoning to start a text with “I am a real person, not a robot” and end it with “text stop2end”

Oh they are, you just haven’t run into them yet.

WELCOME TO BLUESKY, NEWSKIES. HERE ARE THE RULES THAT YOU *MUST* FOLLOW: 1. can you believe that people used to write posts like this unironically? 2. no like seriously there were 30 people here and people were trying to make it like a clubhouse 3. also half of them were sex pests too it was WILD