I normally want vtubers to leave Nijisanji but for Scarle I think they act as a kind of SCP Foundation, containing her so she can’t do Pap Smear Streams as an indie.

knight: potion seller. i need some beginner potions for someone who is just starting out with battles potion seller: certainly, my good man

Got a political spam text from that dumb nazi Riley Gained and I gotta say it takes incredible faith in your target audience’s lead poisoning to start a text with “I am a real person, not a robot” and end it with “text stop2end”

WELCOME TO BLUESKY, NEWSKIES. HERE ARE THE RULES THAT YOU *MUST* FOLLOW: 1. can you believe that people used to write posts like this unironically? 2. no like seriously there were 30 people here and people were trying to make it like a clubhouse 3. also half of them were sex pests too it was WILD

I can’t really make fun of the youths too much for watching Skibidi Toilet. When I was a teen I was watching YouTube videos with titles like Inspector Pingas, Suicide Putty, and Naruto Episode 26 part 1 English sub. I have no leg to stand on.

I have such nostalgia on Bluesky—my notifications are like a time capsule from ~2018 Centrist Twitter, but also they’ve all had lobotomies and they’re on amphetamines and have rabies

Yahya Sinwar died a hero, fighting on against the nazi army that had invaded his home and killed his people even after he lost an arm. May his sacrifice inspire thousands of others to fight to free Palestine.

If people don’t learn what the flag on their mailbox is for I’m gonna start confiscating them i swear on big macs

Last night’s horrorshow. I had already been spoiled on Jason’s mom being the killer in this one, but it’s still truly wild how different it is from the rest of the series. Nothing really supernatural, except a zombie child Jason who might just be a dream.