Oh god when I drank that chocolate milk this morning I had genuinely forgotten I’m lactose intolerant

Every time I watch Halloween 4 it goes up a half star

I was gonna go see boo radley but I need to wash my ham

*hud screen notification* ⚠️ WARNING: BEAUTIFUL TRANSGENDER WOMEN IN YOUR AREA ⚠️

Doomsday Zone

Hey do you know where my label maker is?

gave my switch some 90s nostalgia 💜🖤

My personal Mount Rushmore of comedy

wait have i mentioned im an artist? im an artist. in many mediums, but my favorite is illustration, so here's some (d&d) character designs. ill post more later

they tell you to marry your best friend bc marriage is like 90% hanging out and/or doing a Bit