I put my pants on just like everyone else who has a Pants Panther 6000

Pants Panther goes out of business. Clever hackers publish how to jailbreak the controller so it works without the app, but it locks the wifi in the 'on' position. Criminals distribute a malware hack, and the next time you go to use it you get a message: "Pay us $1,000 or get circumcised. AGAIN."