Science.

There was an opportunity for loss here that was wasted

Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker Boris and Natasha

Donald and Barron

cucumber and tomato

Quick somebody turn that hot dog on its side!

frog and toad

Counterpoint: Ever see someone eating a hamburger and hotdog in the same meal?

what is this, some kind of mitt romney sex dream

Mutt & Jeff! Abbott & Costello!