Learning the FBI is a criminal organization that's committed heinous acts of domestic abuse really breaks the sparkles of Hollywood's glamour (eg google MLK FBI); most Americans don't even consciously understand the FBI is just what the US calls secrets police (curiously, most are accountants).
I can still join Starfleet
They only investigate paranormal phenomena that cross state lines. Otherwise, it's local law enforcement.
The funniest thing about The X-Files is that is really is just Mulder's private project (at first) and the reason everyone is hostile isn't because they don't believe in aliens and cryptids, it's because it isn't FBI business unless they're running guns or cocaine.
A comic where the Furaffinity hackers penis told him to do it and after getting himself doxxed and now investigated by the FBI and hated by the world it pans over to reveal it was actually Putins penis using ventriloquism to sabatage the American social media during an election
You should update your Bsky handle to hausofdecline.com
Crime Drama/True Crime Enthusiasts: -crying while tearing down their Forensic Files/Bones Posters-