It's too much starch!

Accelerationism so we are all fed up and will tolerate more violence to "restore order"

Or the illusion thereof

This is why it's good for kids to be in day care

"Virtually" adopt? Really burying the lede there. (empties bathroom sink in disappointment)

Starter idea: rewatch Disney's Hercules.

GIFs, hands down. But let's also get polls on that list, stat.

Uhm, yikes.

They definitely shouldn't scissor the Casbah

70s = corduroy whish-whish-whish. 80s = parachute pants inherit the whish-whish.