Also it turns out that writing scripts is my absolute favourite thing.

I've been working on the script for a possible dramatisation of my memoir (The Hungover Games) and am working with someone incredibly exciting on it. She's so ace! I'm v happy about this.

Baldman Begins

I once interviewed a premier league footballer whose PA was on the phone asking a hotel if the room came with dining. When she came off the phone he asked "What's dining?" Look there's nobody here is there, I can just say it was Joe Cole.

I was fine at school so should apparently not be a writer.

Oh ffs