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hippos are perfect cats

a poorly drawn moo deng (baby hippo) running just like a cat, with the ears down. below it, there’s an equal sign and a cat running, just like moo deng, proving moo deng is a great cat
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had a lovely (and smoky) time at explosions in the sky

five men on stage, mostly obscured by smoke and lit with white lights from multiple low angles
a red-lot faraway shot of a band on stage, figures barely visible behind smoke, and the arch and decorations of the venue visible
five men on stage, mostly obscured by smoke and lit with purple lights from multiple low angles. the angle is wide enough to show the whole stage and art deco elements behind the band
five men on stage, mostly obscured by smoke and lit with purple lights from multiple low angles
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i don’t want to have to be resilient. i want good things to happen to me

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ICH BRAUCHE DAS KALZIUM UND DIE PROTEINE VLLT?!

Baby Zwernilpferd Moo Deng beißt einem Pfleger extrem niedlich ins Knie. Beschriftungen: 

Moo Deng: Ich
Pfleger: EINE KOMPLETTE PACKUNG GERIEBENER KÄSE DIREKT AM KÜHLSCHRANK UM 2:19 UHR MORGENS
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THERE'S A NEW MOO DENG PHOTO THERE'S A NEW MOO DENG PHOTO THERE'S A NEW MOO DENG PHOTO THERE'S A NEW MOO DENG PHOTO THERE'S A

IT'S MOO DENG, THE ADORABLE BABY HIPPO THAT'S TAKEN THE INTERNET BY STORM, KISSING HER MOM
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me at any minor inconvenience

Baby hippo flopped dramatically on the ground next to a standing adult hippo
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Moo Deng the baby hippo is everything to me right now

drawing of baby pygmy hippo moo deng looking distressed and yelling FUCK!
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Once again, one food processing plant fucked up so now there's 4783 different brands of apple juice sold by 155 different grocery stores containing dangerously high levels of arsenic www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

Apple juice sold at Walmart, Aldi, Walgreens, BJ's, more recalled over arsenic levels
Apple juice sold at Walmart, Aldi, Walgreens, BJ's, more recalled over arsenic levels

Have you recently bought apple juice? Juices sold at several stores like Walmart and Aldi are part of another voluntary recall over arsenic levels.

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me, this morning: well, hopefully that's the worst of this covid bout done with me, this evening: [dawning horror that my sense of smell has been fading all day]

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gerald
@heeeraldo.bsky.social
uhhhh hi
95 followers150 following202 posts