You vastly overestimate my interest in relitigating ancient disputes from rec.arts.drwho.

There you go again

But immortalised in the lyrics of One Night In Bangkok.

Fun fact: this means the sun will finally set on the British Empire. Once handed to Mauritius there will be a point in the day in which all remaining British colonial possessions (and Britain itself) will be in darkness. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

UK hands sovereignty of Chagos Islands to Mauritius

In a historic move, the UK gives up sovereignty of a strategic group of islands in the Indian Ocean.

UK people confused by baseball: it's a cross between cricket & dogging, with four wickets (bases). If you hit the ball far enough you get to kiss, fondle, finger, then shag the wicketkeepers. When everyone's had a go, there's a break & a celebrity furry comes out to dance for the drunk onlookers.

Penguin biltong

The only thing worse than a penguin is a wet penguin.

Waddling little bastards.

Penguins, my black and white nemesis.

I have it on good authority from colleagues at the British Antarctic Survey.