Do ittttt

The chocolate store in old Ellicott city does old bay chocolates (in the shape of crabs!) so it seems like it would work

My Spokane-born ass just blurted IT’S A DRY HEAT and I haven’t even lived there in 20 years

Yessss I make them every Christmas, they are so good

same!

welp ☹️

My kid is doing a group project for social studies and as far as I can tell the primary takeaway lesson is how frustrating it is for multiple people to work on one document online in real time. Really preparing them for the real world!

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is a Waffle House, actually

Opening the books on how soon we turn the fireplace on over here

Currently billing so many hours just for reformatting the things people keep breaking in this word doc because for some godforsaken reason we all have to work in the same file and nobody has ever heard of a style but by god they’ll click on one if it pops up, especially if it’s a new one.