the lady in the drive thru window called me baby 3 times so i told her i loved her

After your order, was it a kind "Here you go, baby"? Or more judgemental "Oh baby, no"?

You seem to tell everyone that you’re so promiscuous

she love bombed you no one can blame you

Your server to the rest of the staff like "it's giving baby" *points at you in the drive thru*

Reasonable response.

and they say meetcutes don't happen anymore

Good job man. Don't let an opportunity pass you by!

In the state of Texas, Cobb County, Georgia, and most of South America. You are now commonlaw married.