Ladies are becoming inebriated once a month. ONCE A MONTH. For shame, sisters

Is this an internal FT staff message that accidentally leaked out?

Disgraceful hussies.

They are busy having unbridled wild sex the other 29 days.

75%... don't?

But each period of inebriation lasts a average of 26 days.

Yes but *how long for each month*

Practically teetotallers

The other 75% are once a day, right? <crosses fingers, and probably eyes>

'Inebriated' is somewhere between 'tipsy' and 'legless' on the scale, right?