There are many reasons not to trust prediction markets as anything serious, not the least of which is how influenced they are by the kind of people who gamble on elections

Is that…a thing?

Sabrina Ionescu’s husband is a 6’3, 300 pound former NFL player. If they end up having children, I’m betting on that kid to be MVP of every sport on Earth.

“I am voting with my conscience, but also, this plan is dependent on thousands or millions of other people acting tactically instead.”

I don’t remember exactly what character Tim Hill played in Killers of the Flower Moon but he got KILLED

Blues stink!

Ah, that explains why Missouri won’t let me do it

An objectively funny tendency is that Trump has an affinity for show tunes and just like the most theatrical music ever made. Like, the GNR song he likes *would* be November Rain

After Trump challenges Harris to a cognitive test, he should also challenge her to a test to determine who is shorter

Donald Trump: *slowly drools a thick viscous cream colored substance* Elton John: 🎶 But the biggest kick I ever got Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock 🎶 50 year old who bought a 130,000 dollar truck and owes 135,000 on it: we are taking this country back