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Matt Roy and Logan Thompson have officially arrived in D.C., as the two joined the Capitals informal skates. More on the team's new acquisitions and workouts leading up to training camp:

First Look As Matt Roy & Logan Thompson Arrive In D.C., Join Capitals Informal Skates

The Capitals added Roy and Thompson this offseason.

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On RMNB, let's ask Pythagoras about the Washington Capitals

The Washington Capitals win small and lose huge

As you know, the Washington Capitals fell to the Toronto Maple Leafs on Thursday night. That 5-1 loss was Washington's 22nd defeat of the season by three or more goals -- more than every team except C...

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Only someone who is not licensed to operate a nuclear submarine (unlike myself) would find this funny

TObencollins.bsky.socialMar 5, 2024 8:19pm

Sorry to go on about this, but it's is so funny to me. 12% of people under 30 who opt into online polls claim they have a license to operate a nuclear submarine. So do 24% of Hispanic people polled by Pew. The actual number of people who have a license to operate a nuclear submarine is 0%.