A leadership bid you can't refuse: my SKETCH of Kemi Badenoch and James Cleverly pitching for the top(ish) job.
“Kemi is approachable!” Kemi Badenoch, a woman who was, just two months ago, the Secretary Of State Most Likely To Punch You In The Face For Looking At Her Funny was attempting a rebrand.
Oh. That's nice. Look, tell you what, if we declare Skelmersdale to be an honourary bit of London, will TFL build a station?
Almost every major film since about 1965
1/ Lamb and spinach curry 2/ Rioja 3/ 30 Rock
UK library cards also allow you to access loads of online stuff FOR FREE, including ebooks, audio books, newspapers/magazines, academic articles, Ancestry, the full OED. So even if you never go and get library books out, I'm willing to bet you can find something you would want to use it for.
COUNSEL: pay attention to the logo on the jeans of the man the police say is you on the CCTV. It looks like a diamanté River Island logo. They seized some of your nan’s River Island jeans from the wash basket. LIAM: IT WERE WASH DAY AN A NEEDED SOMETHING BLACK COUNSEL: bet she’s happy LIAM: LIVID
That's Lord Bethell of PPE scandal and Owen Paterson scandal fame
On R4 Westminster Hour, Tory hereditary peer Lord Bethell openly contemptuous of elderly people worried about losing their Winter Fuel Payment