do you speak portugese josh (I have wondered for awhile) or do you rely on google translate?

That screenshot is clearly google translate: most of them don't make sense or change the meaning ("idk why bluesky is trash"). You can also see it translates "bluesky é um lixo" differently every time, which you shouldn't do with a snowclone. Still useful for figuring out what they're saying though!

Oh, 100% Google Translate (though I’m picking up words here and there)