my friend Bee did a whole impression of her mom explaining how to make Newfie bread rolls if I recall she measured things in “mugs” and the recipe started with “So you takes yer pan, the normal-sized pan,“ and got worse from there

I offended my colleague greatly by teaching them how to make naan. Pretty much "you combine the usual ingredients you would use for naan until you get naan" ...which I grant is the opposite of helpful, but is also true!