Welcome to bluesky. We don't care who you are? "I had 100k twitter followers" "I got a million notes on tunblr one time!" "My tik tok went viral last year. Brennan from dimension20 referenced it" We literally don't give a shit here. Can you be funny today?

nah if brennan mentioned it i do care tbh thats goat

This is making rather too many assumptions about my ability to be funny yesterday, to be quite honest with you

and tell your own jokes, don’t workshop them and pretend you’re original. on bsky we give credit for effort so it’s okay if you’re not george carlin.

I ran out of candy with jokes on the wrapper so probly not

I would like to know about the lives of million note Tumblr posters.

I'll have you know I was highly regarded on slashdot in the year 2003, everyone should take me EXTREMELY seriously 😤

what does 46 twitter followers get me though

ahh i always enjoy a good hellthread.vet post

that J¡mmy fall0n stan account cares

TBF the blue sky algorithm seems to, "am i friends with the staff."