well that's just science!
poor guy has terrible luck lmao i logged on for the first time in months 5 minutes after he posted this
"how much for the medically induced coma?"
my bottom surgeon wants me to try avoiding arousal for the first 3 months and it is like bro i have had a pussy for a week how am i not supposed to spend all day fantasizing about stuff i want done to it 😭
The only thing the word “DollSky” should makes me think now is how my mindset of “I don’t like sex and it’s all gross so no one is saying something so this probably isn’t actually weird and is just fun” failed. In hindsight, what was happening was obvious. Cool girls table still fucking sucks
anything is legal if you don't get caught
i deeply despise the tiktokification of pop music. feels like everything in the past few years is all being crafted to have a 30-60 second segment go viral with everything else being an afterthought. especially noticeable with kpop where choreos are as simple and replicable as possible.
I just discovered that you can cut up apple slices and sprinkle cinnamon on them and microwave them for 45 seconds and it tastes basically like apple pie without the crust and it's not even illegal. I can do this whenever I want. I have become too powerful.