LOL the pedophiles (lolicons) added me to another list because I don't like pedophiles.
The trolly problem except for I'm on the tracks and so are you and so is everyone else you care about and the only person who can save you is a suburban mom named Sheryl from Allentown who doesn't want anything bad to happen to you per se but then again eggs were expensive a few years ago so...
TIL that there is a whole community of people on here pretending to be engines and this is the sort of thing the internet was invented for
poor guy has terrible luck lmao i logged on for the first time in months 5 minutes after he posted this
my bottom surgeon wants me to try avoiding arousal for the first 3 months and it is like bro i have had a pussy for a week how am i not supposed to spend all day fantasizing about stuff i want done to it 😭
The only thing the word “DollSky” should makes me think now is how my mindset of “I don’t like sex and it’s all gross so no one is saying something so this probably isn’t actually weird and is just fun” failed. In hindsight, what was happening was obvious. Cool girls table still fucking sucks
i deeply despise the tiktokification of pop music. feels like everything in the past few years is all being crafted to have a 30-60 second segment go viral with everything else being an afterthought. especially noticeable with kpop where choreos are as simple and replicable as possible.
I just discovered that you can cut up apple slices and sprinkle cinnamon on them and microwave them for 45 seconds and it tastes basically like apple pie without the crust and it's not even illegal. I can do this whenever I want. I have become too powerful.